This morning, the weatherman “Scott Acker” was caught taking psychoactive substances before his shift at BritNews in his dressing room. He was late to the set, and one of the runners was sent to retrieve him for the weather segment. The runner opened the door of the room to him, hunched over a bin, throwing up a strange purple substance that was also leaking from his nose and his eyes were glowing purple with slight sparkles.
Newly hired Runner, Anne Mitchells, was horrified and ran out the room screaming after seeing the state he was in. This is some sort of new drug that hasn’t been reported before, but Scott clearly knew about it.
When questioned, Scott said that it wasn’t illegal – but also that it wasn’t explicitly legal either. He claimed that it showed him the weather patterns, the future, and every event that can and will happen in your lifetime. He could see everything.
This seemed honestly slightly bogus, although it was concerning how accurate the weather reporter had been in predicting the weather over the past couple months to a scary degree. I mean usually weather reporters only get it right about 10% of the time but Scott got it exactly right up to the minute every time he would report on it.
As of the present, Scott has been taken off air, and authorities put him in a dark blue truck with red writing on the side saying “English Protection Unit”, and he is presumably in custody. He hasn’t been seen since but I hope that all goes well for him.
BritNews as of present doesn’t have a replacement for Scott but says that there isn’t much worry for the meantime as “it will probably just rain for a while” – James Brown (CEO of BritNews).
The drug currently doesn’t have a name, and its source is unknown but I think that one man knowing everything is an overreach of power and unjust for one person. I prefer the randomness and the unknowing of the future to the suggestion that every possibility is known.
So dear readers, today, to combat the possible feeling that no action you take matters, why not do something at random. Maybe try and say a sentence no one has ever said before, and have a lovely evening.
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